Viva la Chick-fil-A!

Feliz ano nuevo, compadres!

First things first, let me lay the appropriate smack down.

It is on like Donkey Kong in 2009.

Got Lesticles? We do.

Oh yes, in case you forgot, STILL the only team with TWO BCS TITLES,

and a big shiny SET of crystal balls to prove it.

Florida has a chance to join our club. OU...keep dreamin'.

Ohio State...too late. TU...go hook yourself.

Penn State, sorry JoePa.

Bamalama...somewhere over the rainbow, my friends.

And then there's the Trojans.

F.U. S.C.

Get off your rocking horse & get a conference championship game or two in you.

It does a student body good.

LSU Tigers Football has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, again,

that no team can handle their A-game in the postseason.

Unless your team's football fetish consists of being utterly and totally dominated.

6-0 in the Peach Bo. Purple & Gold porno. Crack that whip!

The Georgia Dome is Mike the Tiger's home away from home.

TIGER BAIT!

Chinese bandits in effect. SCOREBOARD BITCH. Again.

Wrambling Wreck is right.

Bumbling stumbling wreck is more appropriate.

That mismatch was over before halftime.

So, that being said, best of luck to the contenders this year.

We'll see you at the top this time next year.

BRING IT ON, TIGER BAIT!

n'm'out. With clout. Victory for LSU!