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Alright...back to work you 'prairie doggers.'
Before your paycheck bounces.
"Bounces! Haaa! get it?"

n'm'out

Psychotherapy Today: A Before & After Study

Antes:
Continuity of Operations Analyst, Anti-Terrorism Support
Threat Assessment Specialist

WWJD
Who would Jehovah do?
Allah nothing!

What's wrong with you people? What do you mean "you people"?
What do YOU mean "you people"?

Just letting a dime hold up a dollar.

Big bindery versus little bindery?

In Indigo is a no-brainer here.

As time goes by I sit and wonder why...why some of my friends
turn to Indigo die. They just gave up, that's what they did. A
secret they keep very well hid. Everyone loses when heroin wins.
I just lose my Indigo friends.

From the NOLA to Angola...we gettin' it!

Rockin' it from the Delta to the DMZ. Viva Denang.

This ain't no Paris Texas senior dance.

If I'm going to hell, I going there playing the piano!

I still haven't had my barbeque this morning.

I've got my violence in hi-def ultra-realism.

For a while I was dealing in tears and powders
For a spell I was strung out beyond my means
Well, I lost at love while climbing down the ladder
just looking for the song to set me free

Despues:
You look pissed.

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Be on the lookout for the spirit snipers.

Woe is me to the third degree.

Sun lights up the daytime, moon lights up the night.
I light up when you call my name
and you know I'm gonna treat you right.

Cats were born to give chicks fever.

There's trouble bussin' in from outta state.

Ride Sally Ride

A broken finger will get better without your cooperation,
but not a broken personality.

Still dreaming through the comedown, still filling every page
Come on and touch me baby, before I turn to rust
You know there ain't no other, it's not a matter of trust
It's just sometimes love ain't enough, oh, love ain't enough

All in a day's jerk...

Musings of a twisted mister:












I got soul but I'm no soldier.

Did you just lick your hand and then slap me with it?

Stare into the hollow eyes of the hellbilly executioner
and know that your time has come for reckoning.

The Question isn't Love, but is it the answer?
If Love is all we're after, why am I running away?

I keep the ends out for the tie that binds.

I'm going down down down since you left this town.

Someone told me there's a girl out there with love
in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

Greatness loves opposition.

Indios y vaqueros

I've been looking at my shadow and watching the colors
up above, running through raining hail, looking for the
sunny side of love.
Don't walk down that dirt road til everything
becomes the same
Gonna keep on walking till I hear her
holler out my name.

Do it like a robot. I'm your turbo lover.















So lock up your daughter, lock up your wife
lock up your doors and run for your life.

What do you wanna do with your life?
I WANNA ROCK.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

Move over rover, and let Jimi take over.

I can't wait for the nights with you,
I imagine the things we do.

Disarm you with a smile.
Kill you with kindness.
Push you out so I don't sell you out.

The more I work, the faster my money goes.

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?

Pick up the receiver, I'll make you a believer.
Reach out and touch faith.

When a woman gets the blues
she hangs her head and cries, cries, cries
When a man gets the blues
He grabs himself a train and rides.

Lonestar belt buckles and old faded levis...
and each night begins a new day.

With all this money that we can make,
why yall cats wanna player hate?

Bow down before the one you serve,
you're going to get what you deserve.